I’m a little bit nervous about people finding out that I am this way,
and thinking, you know...
he’s not welcome here.
It’s scary! You know, it makes you wonder...
how many people can I really... truly... honestly... be open with?
I’ve tried to change. I have!
But this is too important to me.
I can’t change who I truly am.
I believe that marriage should be between a man and a woman.
[laughs, aside, in the distance]
And I know gay people. I do. I’m not afraid of them.
It's just... bigoted is a word that gets thrown around a lot.
[stronger and closer laugh by Kate going on] We shouldn't live in a society of hatred or a society of .... [interrupted]
I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm really sorry. I kind of like wandered away from the Fox News studio tour,
and I was listening to what you were saying, And I'm really sorry but it's just a little bit... silly. [go on laughing]
This is kind of important to me. I’m trying to film something here.
So do you mind... just stop.
I'm... I'm... You don't actually...
You don't actually believe in what you were saying, right?
[laugh] What idea. Oh sweetheart. Oh my god.
This is adorable but this is just ass-backwards. Alright, this argument makes no sense.
I mean like, come on, if I want to get wasted and then have a pregnancy scare, which I have thrice times,
and then just up to decide and marry that DJ I barely know, that kind of means that, you know, marriage isn’t really that sacred.
On the tax breaks that we would get, I would use to finance my hobby of buying all the movie tickets in a theatre so no one gets to see Toy Story 3.
That's actually an example of my marriage lessening the value of yours.
Ok, I’m just trying to talk about how my beliefs are causing me to be unnecessarily and harshly judged. So...
[she sniggers] Do you actually think that people care of what you... have to say?
This is America. Come on.
No one gives a damn of what you think, believe, feel or say...
unless you're hot. Which... [mumbling] I don't know, whatever
But like, you know, no one's gonna care about this video as soon as TMZ does a story about Jennifer Lawrence going to the vag doctor.
OK, why is she here? Can someone get her out of here?
OK, OK, fine, fine, fine, I’m leaving immediately. There's one more thing to say.
Do you want to know what the real abomination is? That effing internet dress.
Alright, that thing is f**(bip)**ing black and blue,
and anyone who says otherwise is practising some witchcraft bullsh**(bip)** on everyone else. Alright?
Oh my god, is that Shawn Hannity? Mmm sugar, let me get my hands on dem cheecks!
You
Are
Not...
Alone.