Gym is where the weak are separated from the strong and then mercilessly pummeled with dodge balls.
[Paul] It’s socially-acceptable stoning. [Gym teacher] Let’s go!
Wake up, fag. I wanna win this.
I got it
Yes! Rotate.
Are you gonna be gay?
I’m not giving you the ball if you’re gonna do some faggy serve.
[Gym teacher] Serve it up!
Faggot.
That’s the game!
Way to not screw it up.
Nice serve, Paul. I’d like to see more of that.
Here’s the two-minute montage of me getting on the volleyball team.
♪ I see the flyer for volleyball tryouts ♪
♪ Flashback to coach sayin' : "Hey, MacIntyre, good serve." ♪
♪ And then I worked up the nerve. ♪
♪ I try out. Am I crazy ? Yeah, maybe but I do it ♪
♪ 'cause this could be my shot to earn some respect ♪
♪ It's the time and the place so I serve ... ♪
♪ And... Ace. Ace. Ace. In your face ! ♪
♪ Coach says "You're in." Go, team , win ♪
♪ Now I'm one of the guys ♪
♪ I'm on their team. It's like a dream ♪
♪ They call me Paul, not queer They even shout and cheer ♪
♪ 'cause I serve like my arm is a cannon ♪
♪ I get this thing called a callous ♪
♪ Life is beautiful like aurora borealis ♪
♪ Or "Happy birthday" on the violin ♪
♪ Go, team, win ♪
♪ And Jake the Snake, once my foe is now the best guy I know ♪
♪ It's like we're in perfect sync' Kinda like we don't have to think ♪
♪ Every ball he sets, I spike. Everything he likes, I like ♪
♪ Not to get all zen and we're still totally men ♪
♪ But I'm the yang to his yin Go, team, win ! ♪
♪ [whistling along the music] ♪
♪ And then it's time for our first game ♪
♪ I'm feeling pumped and excited like a stick of dynamite's ignited ♪
♪ And soon's gonna burst. ♪
♪ So first, I decide to show the team ♪
♪ That they're totally cool ♪
♪ that together we rule We're gonna kill the other school ♪
♪ I'm on a cloud. ♪
♪ I'm proud to be a cougar with my brothers, my kin ♪
♪ Go, team, win ♪
♪ Win, win, win ♪
♪ Go, team, win ♪
♪ Win, win, win ♪
♪ Go, team, win ♪
I was feeling so alone
I'm glad I asked for help
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