1 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:09,099 >>JONATHAN: Dude, you totally grabbed me like five times. Horror movies are straight up date movies. 2 00:00:09,500 --> 00:00:12,000 When you gonna ask this girl out you’ve been talking about? 3 00:00:12,500 --> 00:00:13,699 >>STERNS: There’s a time and place, man. 4 00:00:14,000 --> 00:00:15,199 >>JONATHAN: Bullshit. You think she’ll turn you down. 5 00:00:16,000 --> 00:00:17,000 >>STERNS: No way. 6 00:00:17,199 --> 00:00:22,000 >>JONATHAN: Listen, I know you’re a rookie when it comes to girls. It’s OK to ask for help. I’m here for you. 7 00:00:23,500 --> 00:00:26,000 >>STERNS: Such sensitivity. I’m sure the freshmen eat that up. 8 00:00:26,500 --> 00:00:29,000 >>JONATHAN: Come on, I’ll be her. Ask me out. 9 00:00:33,000 --> 00:00:34,000 >>STERNS: Alright. 10 00:00:41,000 --> 00:00:46,200 You’re too tall. Eye level’s all wrong. Besides my words are meant for her ears only. 11 00:00:46,500 --> 00:00:52,000 >>JONATHAN: Man, who the hell is this girl? She can’t be anyone you already know because what would be the point of even asking her. 12 00:00:52,200 --> 00:00:54,000 So she gotta be someone new. 13 00:00:56,700 --> 00:00:58,000 Holy shit, no way. 14 00:00:58,100 --> 00:00:59,100 >>STERNS: Why not? 15 00:00:59,200 --> 00:01:00,200 >>JONATHAN: Vivivan McMillan? 16 00:01:00,299 --> 00:01:01,299 >>STERNS: Yeah man, what's the problem? 17 00:01:01,399 --> 00:01:02,500 >>JONATHAN: Nothing if you like weird girls. 18 00:01:03,000 --> 00:01:07,500 >>STERNS: Yeah I can see how being smart and funny could be weird to you. 19 00:01:08,000 --> 00:01:09,500 >>JONATHAN: Sophie’s not smart? 20 00:01:10,500 --> 00:01:16,000 >>STERNS: Smart enough to drop your ass. And notice how you left out the word “funny” in your Sophie defense. 21 00:01:17,000 --> 00:01:18,299 I guess my girl wins this round. 22 00:01:18,500 --> 00:01:20,000 >>JONATHAN: Vivian’s not your girl. 23 00:01:20,099 --> 00:01:21,199 >>STERNS: And Sophie’s not yours. 24 00:01:27,500 --> 00:01:28,500 Wanna grab some pizza? 25 00:01:28,599 --> 00:01:29,599 >>JONATHAN: Yup. 26 00:01:29,700 --> 00:01:30,700 >>STERNS: Cool. 27 00:01:33,500 --> 00:01:36,200 >>ELIZABETH: I wouldn’t be so sure about that. You haven’t really seen me in anything. 28 00:01:37,000 --> 00:01:40,000 >>ARCHIBALD: That’s true. You could totally bomb. 29 00:01:40,700 --> 00:01:43,000 But I doubt it. I’m sure you’re great. 30 00:01:43,500 --> 00:01:50,500 >>ELIZABETH: Yeah, well, I have enough people telling me I’m great. I need more people telling me I got what it takes to make it. 31 00:01:52,000 --> 00:01:56,000 >>ARCHIBALD: My parents are always on me, “You work hard you can make it Archibald”. 32 00:01:57,000 --> 00:01:59,500 But I'm not sure if they’re cool with the whole comic book thing. 33 00:02:00,500 --> 00:02:06,000 >>ELIZABETH: My mom’s always been supportive. Except, I think she thinks I work too hard sometimes. 34 00:02:06,799 --> 00:02:08,000 >>ARCHIBALD: Wow, can I come live with you? 35 00:02:08,800 --> 00:02:15,000 >>ELIZABETH: She’s not that supportive. But she was mad happy to hear I was getting out of my room and going on a date. 36 00:02:15,500 --> 00:02:18,000 >>ARCHIBALD: Aww, I love your Mom. 37 00:02:19,000 --> 00:02:27,000 >>ELIZABETH: Well, I think she's just worried about me missing out or whatever. But I don’t think about that stuff. 38 00:02:28,400 --> 00:02:33,000 >>ARCHIBALD: That’s what I like about you. You have plans way beyond what to do on the weekend. 39 00:02:33,800 --> 00:02:40,000 >>ELIZABETH: It’s just hard sometimes, you know. And my mom thinks I’m stressed too much. 40 00:02:41,000 --> 00:02:42,300 >>ARCHIBALD: I can see that. 41 00:02:43,000 --> 00:02:47,500 >>ELIZABETH: You can? Why? Am I walking around the halls looking like a crazy person? 42 00:02:48,800 --> 00:02:54,000 >>ARCHIBALD: You just want big things and it’s not always easy to deal. I get that. 43 00:02:55,000 --> 00:02:57,000 >>ELIZABETH: So, what do you do? 44 00:02:58,500 --> 00:03:04,000 >>ARCHIBALD: You know. I draw mostly. And sometimes I just think about you. 45 00:03:12,300 --> 00:03:18,800 >>VIVIAN: Seriously? I almost stood up and demanded to stop the movie. They were too beautiful for human eyes. 46 00:03:19,099 --> 00:03:21,500 We should not gaze upon them another moment. 47 00:03:22,000 --> 00:03:24,000 >>ASTER: Her skin. 48 00:03:24,500 --> 00:03:27,000 >>VIVIAN: His perfect and exquisite nose. 49 00:03:28,199 --> 00:03:29,199 >>ASTER: I was thinking butt. 50 00:03:29,500 --> 00:03:31,500 >>VIVIAN: I was thinking you were thinking that. 51 00:03:34,500 --> 00:03:39,000 Okay, but doesn’t their painful adorableness undermine the character flaws? 52 00:03:39,500 --> 00:03:41,000 >>ASTER: Like the kind real people have? 53 00:03:41,300 --> 00:03:43,000 >>VIVIAN: I am totally turned on by a person’s flaws. 54 00:03:43,099 --> 00:03:48,000 >>ASTER: I know. Right? What the fuck, why is everyone so afraid to go deep? What’s going to happen? 55 00:03:48,199 --> 00:03:51,000 I mean, big shocker. Humans aren’t perfect. 56 00:03:52,500 --> 00:03:55,000 >>SOPHIE: Oh my god, that is so not what I would do. 57 00:03:55,099 --> 00:03:57,500 >>JAMIE: You don't know that. You can’t really say. 58 00:03:58,500 --> 00:03:59,500 >>ASTER: Hey! 59 00:03:59,599 --> 00:04:00,599 >>SOPHIE: Oh! Hey. 60 00:04:00,699 --> 00:04:01,699 >>JAMIE: Let's ask them. 61 00:04:01,800 --> 00:04:02,800 >>VIVIAN: What? 62 00:04:03,199 --> 00:04:07,000 >>JAMIE: If you knew you were going to be stranded on a desert island what would you take with you? 63 00:04:08,000 --> 00:04:09,500 >>ASTER: Can I bring a person? 64 00:04:10,699 --> 00:04:13,500 >>SOPHIE: Don’t you think after awhile you might run out of things to say? 65 00:04:15,000 --> 00:04:16,000 >>ASTER: Not a problem. 66 00:04:16,100 --> 00:04:17,100 >>JAMIE: That’s what I mean. 67 00:04:17,800 --> 00:04:19,000 >>SOPHIE: So, how was the movie? 68 00:04:19,100 --> 00:04:21,100 >>VIVIAN: Wait. So what would you take to your desert island? 69 00:04:22,500 --> 00:04:23,500 >>SOPHIE: Books. 70 00:04:24,000 --> 00:04:26,000 >>VIVIAN: Oh my god, right? 71 00:04:28,000 --> 00:04:29,000 And you... 72 00:04:31,500 --> 00:04:33,199 >>SOPHIE: So how was the movie? 73 00:04:33,699 --> 00:04:35,000 >>VIVIAN: Not as good as the book. 74 00:04:36,000 --> 00:04:37,000 >>ASTER: But hotter. 75 00:04:38,000 --> 00:04:39,000 >>JAMIE: You wanna catch the ten o'clock? 76 00:04:39,500 --> 00:04:44,500 >>SOPHIE: Sure. Sounds good. OK, well, see ya. 77 00:04:52,000 --> 00:04:54,000 >>ASTER: So, your little playmate has a girlfriend. 78 00:04:54,500 --> 00:04:56,500 >>VIVIAN: Really? Because, you know, Sophie’s straight. 79 00:04:57,000 --> 00:04:58,000 >>ASTER: I'm thinking first date. 80 00:04:58,699 --> 00:05:03,000 >>VIVIAN: They’re both on the soccer team or something. They probably just had practice. 81 00:05:03,300 --> 00:05:08,800 >>ASTER: Are you kidding me? That girl she’s with? Stud. 82 00:05:09,300 --> 00:05:11,000 >>VIVIAN: So, then they must be getting it on. 83 00:05:12,000 --> 00:05:13,000 >>ASTER: Why do you care? 84 00:05:13,199 --> 00:05:17,000 >>VIVIAN: I’m just saying why do you have to jump to that conclusion? Why can’t they just be friends? 85 00:05:17,300 --> 00:05:20,000 >>ASTER: Maybe she’s experimenting. Gay until graduation. 86 00:05:21,699 --> 00:05:22,699 It's a thing. 87 00:05:23,000 --> 00:05:25,000 >>VIVIAN: Well, it’s a completely lame thing. 88 00:05:27,699 --> 00:05:29,000 >>ASTER: They looked pretty tight. 89 00:05:30,699 --> 00:05:33,000 >>VIVIAN: If Sophie were going to -- like -- 90 00:05:35,699 --> 00:05:37,000 >>ASTER: What? 91 00:05:38,199 --> 00:05:41,000 >>VIVIAN: Nothing. I don’t know. It’s just weird. 92 00:05:41,300 --> 00:05:42,300 >>ASTER: Wish it were you? 93 00:05:45,000 --> 00:05:49,000 No, really. Spill it. Did you ever have feelings for Sophie? 94 00:05:50,000 --> 00:05:55,500 >>VIVIAN: What? Like you never had a thing for a straight chick before you met me? Not like you’d do anything about it or... 95 00:05:56,000 --> 00:06:02,000 Like the feelings would come back just because you saw her walking down the street all chummy with the cutest little dyke in the world. 96 00:06:04,500 --> 00:06:09,000 >>ASTER: Wow. You really did like her. 97 00:06:10,500 --> 00:06:13,000 >>VIVIAN: Can we -- just -- go somewhere. And talk about this later. 98 00:06:13,500 --> 00:06:15,000 >>ASTER: I have to know. 99 00:06:17,000 --> 00:06:29,000 >>VIVIAN: I was twelve. I wasn't sure how I was supposed to feel about -- a lot of things. She was part of -- my confusion. 100 00:06:31,500 --> 00:06:33,000 >>ASTER: Now she's a part of mine.