VOICE>> Last season on Anyone BUt Me
GABE: Westchester is not that far you know. Aster>> See you soon.
VIVIAN>> Yeah, you will. [pause]
SOPHIE>> Wow, it is you. VIVIAN>> Hi.
SOPHIE>> You drop off the face of the earth and
you don't tell me you're living here now. VIVIAN>> I meant to.
SOPHIE>> I can't believe you and your Dad moved next door. That's so cool.
[pause]
ARCHIBALD>> You going to see your boyfriend? ARCHIBALD>> Girlfriend? Really. Hey, that's
cool. VIVIAN>> Is it?
ARCHIBALD> Isn't it?
[scene change]
ASTER>> Do you think I like not talking to her? Dammit, this is the problem. She's gone.
I'm here. BRECK>> She's a half an hour away.
ASTER>> It's not just how long it takes to get to her. It's the distance.
She has this whole other world without me now. Where am I in that? What am I supposed
to do? SOPHIE>> Like are you into anyone? Is he back
in the city. Did you hook up? Are you happy? VIVIAN>> Wait, I don't see these on the transcript.
SOPHIE>> We're supposed to ask the hard questions. VIVIAN>> Fine. Yes, I'm happy.
[locker slams]
ARCHIBALD>> Oh my god, are you okay? ELISABETH >> I'm such a mess.
ARCHIBALD>> All my fault. I should have looked both ways before I opened the door.
ELISABETH>> I was concentrating on my lines. ARCHIBALD>> Yeah, I'm pretty oblivious when
I draw. ELISABETH>> It's just I can't not be good
in this.
SOPHIE>> I told you I'm not ready to take things where you want to take them
and you won't let it go. JONATHAN>> I just want us to be together.
SOPHIE>> It's always about you, isn't it. JONATHAN>> I can't believe this.
SOPHIE">> I can't believe you.
VIVIAN>> I shouldn't have to announce my personal life to people I don't even know.
ASTER>> So, what better to keep me a secret? VIVIAN>> Why can't you understand the situation
and stop pushing? ASTER>> Because I'm fighting to keep my girlfriend.
VIVIAN>> Hey. VIVIAN>> So. You and Jonathan?
SOPHIE>> Im not sure about us anymore.
[Street sounds}
VIVIAN>> Are you bailing,too? ELISABETH>> I'm not going to be in the city
and miss a chance to audition for an open call at The Public. That is not happening.
ELISABETH>> I don't know what you're doing here, but don't try to be my hero.
ARCHIBALD>> Can you just let me be your friend?
[CITY STREET SOUNDS]
VOICE>> AND NOW, SEASON TWO of ANYONE BUT ME
[CREDITS]
[SCHOOL HALLWAY SOUNDS and LAUGHTER]
GIRL 1>> You can parade around all you want, just don't try to recruit us.
VIVIAN>> Do I look like I would ever be a member of whatever it is you think I'm a member
of? GIRL 1>> The Dykes R Us club?
JAMIE>> Cool tee shirt. VIVIAN>> Wait, this isn't mine.
I mean, look, "lesbian" isn't even spelled right.
GIRL 1>> I wouldn't know. VIVIAN>> Well, this isn't what I was wearing
when I left the house. GIRL 1>> What do two girls do together, anyway?
VIVIAN>> [sarcastic] Really?
[BELL RINGS]
[VIVIAN OPENS BATHROOM DOOR]
ASTER>> Should we show them what two girls do?
VIVIAN>> You are going to get me in a lot of trouble.
ASTER>> Better get used to it.
[making out]
VIVIAN>> What are you doing here? ASTER>> I changed schools and moved to Westchester.
My parents won't even notice. We can be together every day now.
Isn't that what you want? VIVIAN>> You know I want it.
Elisabeth>> "I have been in a fever all day. I was so afraid my father would. [stumbling
on her lines] I have been in a fever all day. I was so afraid
my father would prevent my coming, but he/ I have been in a fever all day. I was so afraid
my father would prevent my coming." I'm sorry. I don't know what's wrong. Can
I try that again? ARCHIBALD>> We'll call you.
ELISABETH>> No, you won't. Why does everyone lie?
ARCHIBALD>> You're just not right for the part.
ELISABETH>> What are you looking for? ARCHIBALD>> This is a big role.
I'm not sure you have the experience to handle it.
[pause]
ELISABETH>> Try me.
ELISABETH>> I need to talk to someone with experience.
SOPHIE>> Good luck with that. ELISABETH>> I'm so confused.
SOPHIE>> Welcome to my world. ELISABETH>> Your first time? With Jonathan.
What was it like? SOPHIE>> There wasn't any first time with
Jonathan. ELISABETH>> Wow. I thought you were, I mean,
everyone thought you were SOPHIE>> Yeah. Well, you never really know
what's going on with anyone else. ELISABETH>> I kissed Archibald.
SOPHIE>> That's cool. So, just keep kissing. [laughs]
ELISABETH>> God, did you ever see his lips? He is so cute. I can't stand it.
SOPHIE>> Listen, whatever you're trying to figure out, I'm obviously clueless. You need
to find a wiser person. ELISABETH>> Right. Like that's ever going
to happen in this place.
[SOPHIE SIGHS]
ASTER>> Looks like you're the one who needs advice.
SOPHIE>> From you? I don't think so. ASTER>> Okay, if you don't want to share.
There are some things I don't want to share either.
SOPHIE>> What does that mean? Never mind. I so don't want to know.
[Bell RINGS]
[Hallway sounds]
SOPHIE>> Jonathan, don't look so sad. I want to be with you. I'm totally ready.
JONATHAN>> You mean that? SOPHIE>> You're the one.
JONATHAN>> I've been going crazy without you. SOPHIE>> Me, too.
STERNS>> Sorry.
ELISABETH>> Was Archibald here today? JT>> Haven't seen him. But, that's his desk
if you wanna leave him a love note. Well, you're the girl he keeps drawing pictures
of.
ARCHIBALD>> There's one more panel you should really look at.
[City street sounds]
ASTER>> What happened in the city. It was amazing.
VIVIAN>> In case there's anyone left who doesn't know, I'm gay. Let me say it again. I like
girls. Is your world crumbling yet?
[HER CELL PHONE buzzes]
[Cafeteria sounds]
ASTER>> Are you ready, baby? Vivian Mcmillan, will you marry me?
VIVIAN>> Awesome! Wait. Is this your fantasy or mine?
ASTER>> Does it matter? VIVIAN>> No.
ASTER>> Could I love you any more than I do right now?
STEARNS>> Hey, dudes. Bring it down a notch. Two girls can't marry each other.
ASTER>> By the time we're old enough, we can. ELISABETH>> Yes, they can.
JAMIE>> Yes, we can. [Other voices join in the chant]
STUDENTS>> Yes we can!Yes, we can!
ASTER>> So, will you? VIVIAN>> Totally.
ASTER>> I promise to be yours. And to be my self.
VIVIAN>> I promise to grow up with you. ASTER>> I promise not to skip school so I
can graduate and get a job and take care of you. Or anyway, graduate.
MRS. WINTERS>> If anyone knows of a reason these young ladies shouldn't be joined together
except that one of them has a paper due, speak now.
SOPHIE>> What? Am I supposed to break it up? [pause]
ASTER>> I think we're good to go. [pause]
ASTER>> Whoa! How did I make that leap? [Her phone rings]
VIVIAN>> Hey, I'm having the craziest thoughts. ASTER>> Omygod. Me, too. I was like in this
dress. This white, you know, gown and VIVIAN>> We were making out in the girls'
bathroom. ASTER>> It was so real.
VIVIAN>> I know, right? ASTER>> Did anyone catch us? In the bathroom?
VIVIAN>> Tell me more about this white dress.